So this time round on
one of my occasional visits to my brothers crib, we decided to go pay grandma a
visit and whilst it lasted, I asked my four year old niece, "Chloe, do you
know that man on the cross?" pointing towards the T.V where the story of
Jesus was being cast. Innocently, she replied, "Yes, His name is
Jesus!" I went on to ask her again, "Where does he live?" and
without any hesitation, She told me straight in my face," In the
Television!"
Well as much as I wanted to laugh at her silly
answer, I just couldn't do it right in her poor little face, so instead I explained
and described to her where Jesus really lived. No sooner had I finished my
short lesson, I asked her one last time," Chloe, do you now want to go to
Heaven?" she simply just said," No, I want to go home!" Well am
sure this came out coz she was bored with all the adults at grandma’s.
So sometime which is way way back when Tony, my
big brother went to visit our elder brother Frank, and he carried Chloe for one
of those big lovely hugs and pecks and didn't
care to notice that she was poking her nose. Being lifted in her uncle's muscular
arms, she managed to pull something out of her tiny nostrils and with a frown
she asked," Uncle, what is this?" while placing it in his hands. Poor
guy held it carelessly trying to figure it and on failing to tell what the hell
it was, He asked," Now Chloe, where on earth did you get this from?"
she answered him with this evil grin," From my nose!"
As I have been told, it was the 13th of April
1990, when mum returned home from hospital carrying me in her motherly arms and
couldn't stop smiling because this time round it was a baby girl. It being late
at night, the boys had already been put to bed and as morning slip into the
disappearing dark night, Mark my other big brother was always the last one to
wake up, but on hearing that the new baby had arrived the previous night, He
jumped out of his tiny bed at once and zoomed into mum's bedroom. Luckily this
time round he didn’t bump his big head into the corridor walls nor had he
tripped over something like the last time he had done when his younger brother
Tony had arrived.
Anyhow, he found me laying naked on mum's king
size bed after my bath and definitely got a shock of his short lived life on
planet earth... He had never seen a girl naked before and neither had he known
by then what differentiated a girl from a boy. Now during this whole time, mum
hadn't noticed him scrutinizing my secret area code so hard not until when he
tapped her back and asked still in utter shock, "Mummy, where is the
baby's penis?"